My thoughts and extra shit.

Just a bunch of shit I think is funny and on occasion I talk about shit I think is important. But most of the time I just complain about my perfectly fine life. Enjoy?
  • Plot Twist: Maury is the father.

Say you were being bullied in school: If you have our music in your headphones, no one is really bullying you anymore. It’s like taking a pill that makes you super-human. The music has emotional suffering on the darker and deeper side of what the human experience is like, but it’s also a beast— you could take a bite out of a bowl while listening to it.

I automatically assume that anyone who is driving at 12 midnight, is just as stoned as I am.

hugebitch:

hugebitch:

this is now my alarm clock

ok so i woke up to this this morning and i literally had a panic attack

(via n0n0nsense)